Ronnie practices dancing with a bride (Geri Spencer).
I first met Ronnie at one of Houston’s legendary
PPP parties (Pizza, Pictionary, and Piss). He seemed like a lovely
sort of bloke, warm and friendly, so I asked him to be my Pictionary
partner, post-Pizza and Piss.
As the game progressed, competitive tensions rose
exponentially. Things were hotting up. As anyone who has played
Pictionary knows, within a very short time it transforms normally
tranquil, amiable folk into wild-eyed pencil-wielding paper-throwing
assassins, feverishly flipping the timer, hurling abuse, determined
to win at any cost. It’s all rather exciting, really.
We were still in with a chance, but the frontrunners
were neck and neck. It was then that the Gods of Pictionary smiled
upon us. It was my turn to draw and Ronnie’s to figure it
out. I picked up a card and saw the word “Havana”.
Aaarrrggghhh!! I couldn’t even remember where Cuba was on
the map, let alone what shape it was. A portrait of Fidel Castro
would have taken too long. The sand was pouring through the timer
at a furious rate. And then…eureka!! I scribbled a cigar
with four strokes of my trusty pencil.
And Ronnie, bless his cotton socks, took one look
at it and calmly said “Havana!” Not “cigar”
as I was expecting, as I mentally prepared myself to come up with
a stick figure portrait of Castro as a further clue.
I responded as anyone would in such circumstances
– instinctively. I leapt upon him in a bear hug of sufficient
momentum as to send both of us tumbling to the floor, as I loudly
proclaimed my devotion to his genius and offered to marry him
and bear all his children.
Ronnie, with his characteristic dignity, wisdom
and, I now believe, foresight, smiled benevolently and…
changed the subject. Let me put it this way - with someone as
wonderful as Sally in your future, who wouldn’t?
Since then, Ronnie has proved himself time and time
again as one of Nature’s consummate gentlemen, as well as
a generous, loyal and incredibly considerate friend. As it turns
out, I married the PPPH (Pizza Pictionary Piss Host) rather than
the PPE (Pictionary Partner Extraordinaire), but it was Ronnie
who ensured that Houston’s and my wedding day was totally
glitch-free and wondrously special. That’s only one example
of his countless thoughtful contributions to my life, and I think
many will agree on this point. He gives and gives of himself constantly,
asking for nothing in return. He is truly a gift in our lives.
Ronnie and Sally - may your life together be resplendent with
unending joy, harmony and love.
Geri Spencer